In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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