singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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