so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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