Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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