is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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