Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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