she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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