Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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