I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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