is wine microwaveable?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He shit in the fireplace
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
