pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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