So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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