Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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