Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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