It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
