Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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