I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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