Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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