Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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