The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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