Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just had sex bonerless
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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