but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Who died my cat blue again?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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