it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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