Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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