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Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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