I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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