ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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