that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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