i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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