i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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