Pappa wants mamma naked
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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