in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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