what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dignity is for republicans.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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