sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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