Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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