Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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