Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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