All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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