dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I need you to use more vowels.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
