haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Just pee around me
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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