I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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