their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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