i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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