When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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