Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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