found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
