On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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