Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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