used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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