...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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