Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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