check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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