Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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