We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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