how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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