9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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