absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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