Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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