32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
