But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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